Funny Sayings 08-62

Funny Sayings, Original One Liners by Jason Love In fairness to other nations, perhaps it’s time to wrap the Washington Monument in a 600-foot condom.

At least a stalker is there for you.

We have to keep building in order to stave off unemployment for long-haired, tattooed guys.

Nutrition Facts ruin everything.

Today’s headlines are tomorrow’s cage liner.

The problem with missionaries is that you always know what you’re going to talk about.

It feels good to have not killed anyone.

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